ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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