Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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