I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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