He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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