Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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