I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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