just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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