Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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