Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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