when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
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Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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