Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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