is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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