I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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