..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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