i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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