i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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