Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
