In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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