the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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