Its about making memories worth repressing
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My penis needs a shock collar
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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