I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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