I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
my poor anus
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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