I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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