you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Everything about him screamed your future.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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