I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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