last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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