So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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