I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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