i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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