i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
and you fell through a lawn chair
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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