Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just tell him i said nine months
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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