I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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