It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
she was so not down for the gang bang
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize