Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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