she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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