Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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