wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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