Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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