You made me cry and you don't even care
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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