We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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