Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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