are you so shy because you have an std?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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