I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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