that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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