You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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