i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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