Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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