The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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