Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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