First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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