I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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