Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
