fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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