she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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