Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
